FORMULA FOR WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN

A slice of toast

An egg

A little bit of butter

A tiny bit of salt*

A side plate

An egg cup

A teaspoon

A knife

Boil the egg for about four - five minutes. First prick the fat end of the eggshell. This prevents the egg from cracking because there is an air pocket inside which swells up and cracks the shells.

Make the toast, butter lightly. Cut into finger slices. Place on the side plate.

Put the egg in the eggcup on the side plate alongside the toast.

Smack the egg top right off and dip a finger slice of toast into the soft but not uncooked yolk.

Life will be very okay. Believe me.

cra~ck:  that which causes a rift or rending asunder of solid 'somethings' - like egg shells, planets or plates