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anyone with a funny surname, says Security P. Pill
- cockroaches demand freedom
ROYAL CROCK, TN— Dishwarma Achbad Nee Hi, 8, a TN Incendiary School third-grader
of Iraqi descent, denied accusations during morning recess Tuesday that he was a
tourist who killed a heathen cockroach. "I have to kill everybody,"
Dishwarma
told classmate Douglas Vladimir Burnitorl "And my dad says I should, okay?"
- sapi reuter
Deomocrats urge tolerance of religious school curriculum
WASHINGTON, WC— In the wake of the recent national tragedy, President of
Woteffer School system is urging
publicans, and other maniacally inclined to resist the urge to punish liberty by denying the
Arab-based Muslim schools,
the right to study such subjects as Muslim Terrorism Tactics for Juniors and How
To Plant Anthrax While Carpet-kissing.
Most
popular book titles for the Jihad wannabe: 'Learn to Hate Anyone in Three
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your own risk)
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How to spot a
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What was once, is no more - nor
will be again
Fiends have diseased the nations |
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'We believe this alien (note the
uni-brow) is/was suffering from constipation and closet homosexuality', says H.H.
staff Anal-yst |
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Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman saves the organic egg from extinction -
hailed as hero by local ant population |
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Protect and serve
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psssst! BatBoy has joined the US Marines
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drink coffee with cream and
sugar' - it cuts down on aggressive tendencies" |
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 Hectic H-opinion: What do
Trump & Ben Ladin have in common?
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they both hate women but project it
differently |
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