MY GRIPES WITH FIRST ONION
hover in some anemic building plotting new ways to push up their personal
profits. They punish the small people the hardest.
As my fortunes have risen and fallen like oily food in a drunkard's gut
I notice their attitude sharpens and hardens on the wrong side of the
wave. The more you struggle the more they kick.
First Union's podgy little arrogance has poked at my ever-revealing rib
cage, mercilessly clamping down gestapo style during the between work assignments and betwixt paydays.
if your car has a crisis and you had to write a cheque on Sunday night and
your wages only go in via regular direct deposit every Tuesday
night at midnight - they will do you no favors.
on every single overdrawn transaction starting with the largest first -
$30.00 punishment per overdraw. It's about their greed and
to take out a minimum of $20.00 every time you need to withdraw cash and
they will get you if you spend one bloody dollar
over. Let's just say you only have 10 dollars in the bank and you just
have to use it. They force you to withdraw 20 and then nail you 30
dollars punishment fee.
because you think such dark and distressing thoughts when you're done with
trying to interpret their statements.